MY WHYS AND HOWS

FUNNIEST "WHYS? HOWS?" THAT REMAINED UNANSWERED FOR ME

I have been compiling several questions for decades, yes! am not that old but ever since I can comprehend with things that happens around me, there are some certain questions of "WHY" or "HOW" that has been bothering me even till date I really can't figure out the answers to...

I am a little quiet ehn, I don't talk much but mind you, that's on the outside, deep inside me is like a primary four classroom with free period and no teacher around to caution them, talking and making noise indistinctly like in a market.. that's what my mind looks like, although when I compare my mind to a market, I mean a fine tush market just like the stock brokers' office in stock market.. so busy, so alive and so efficient. Lol

So, alot happens around me which I study deep and reason so well on, hence, alot questions buzzes out, some I get answers to and others are there lying along the path of my mind waiting and hoping to be answered someday. Some of these questions I have compiled and are here for you to sleep on.. if you are blessed to give answers, then you're a darling but just in case you wonder about them as I do, then we are friends automatically, don't ask me why, that's because we wonder on the same questions.. 

Here they are:

• how do towels get dirty? I hate to wash clothes no matter how small, now come to think of it, Towels, they are big, thick and difficult to wash and are used to dry the water on your body after bath, its used on a clean body.. they how come they get dirty?

• when flies tag along with a person or even a car down to a far away distance, how do they get back to their family?

• do fishes sleep? they live in water day and night, swim around and all, how do they sleep or don't they sleep?

• how can mobile phones make emergency calls? have you even come across that on your mobile phone.. no SIM card, no network but they can make emergency calls, how? through what link?

• imagine a conjoined twin committed a murder, how do they punish him without punishing the other? I read and watched about conjoined twins and this is all that came bothering my mind.. I dunno, Lol

• Lobsters? have you had one before? they are red when cooked and served and they are not originally that color before cooked, Why do Lobsters turn red when cooked?

• a big Uncle once mentioned that Elephant as big and fearsome as they are are scared of Mice.. is it true? if Yes, why will Elephants be scared of Mice?

• I have a friend, she has a pretty little dog but she smokes alot, can dogs suffer from passive smoking? I never heard of dogs having lung cancer.

• do fishes drink water?
  

• was playing in the kitchen, I actually wanted to make omelet, I don't know if its bad but I always fry two eggs for only me... I don't care, I don't care.. I noticed that when I cracked two eggs together, its only one that breaks, I checked severally but it was the same result.. why do one egg breaks when two eggs are knocked together?

• chicken is low fat compared to eggs which I read to be high fat, why? eggs turns to chicken and even when we do the math, chicken should be with most fats because it has started eating more, so why is chicken low fat and eggs high fat?

• several Nigerian Universities hostels are full of bedbugs, don't even try to argue.. these bedbugs live off human dead skin.. what happens to bedbugs when students are on holidays?

• clouds before rain are dark, black and looks dirty but they produce the cleanest form of water when it rains, how? 

• she called me over, but she snores... I was there wondering why snorers don't wake themselves up?.. most people cant sleep when there is a great deal of ambient noise.

• my grandpa, God bless his soul, when alive was hairy.. I noticed his hairs grew grey except the hair on the leg.. why doesn't leg hair turn grey?

• maybe this happens to you too, anytime I get my hand covered, wearing a glove or my hands are all tied with loads, why do I get an itchy nose that I will need to scratch? atleast the nose knows that my hands are somewhat busy.

• "swimming is an exercise".. remember that song? Lol, so do swimmers sweat? maybe in the water or probably out of the water after swimming.

• I do watch football sometimes out with my friends and I notice people always put their hands on their head when there is a goal miss or something related, why do we put our head in our hands when something alarming happens?

• why are cowards referred to as chickens? these chickens, I do run for them oo, especially when that thing has chicks.

• the Apostles, the followers of Christ, do they have surnames? I never learnt of any.

• the numbering on calculators are arranged differently from mobile phones, not all the big ones you carry around though.. I mean our small phones.. Why?

On most of these questions, I have been lying for a very long time, some from even when I was in primary school.. I could remember how I use to think that these thick smokes that comes out of heavy trucks, large burning of fire and so on which I later learnt to be carbon mono-oxide (Co) goes up into the sky to form the cloud that brings rain... or don't they look alike? such funny questions and imaginations most of us grew with especially people with a wide imagination and curious minds.. that's what brought up the questions though some could sound stupid but we cannot but wonder.

Kindly help just incase you know the answers to these questions.. or you probably have one or two other ones bothering you, you can drop, we will help you ask google.. that reminds me what question can google not answer? Lol

This is just for leisure, have fun  and also to learn new things.. don't mind whatever flaws you see around the write-up... this is Mide Victory and I love you...